Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
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can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
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our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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