He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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