you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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