Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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