He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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