I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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