Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Why can't burritos get me drunk
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
