Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
we're making bets on your personal life
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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