The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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