why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
We named our party play list daddy issues
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Randomize
