I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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