don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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