dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW