real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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