don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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