He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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