You just made me feel so damn special
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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