Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
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hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
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Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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