you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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