i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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