Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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