So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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