if only i could text you this smell
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Are my feet made of real feet?
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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