This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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