He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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