And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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