Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Hippo gnu deer
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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