"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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