Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
is wine microwaveable?
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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