Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i barfeds in our rink
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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