you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Randomize
