And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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