Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
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I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
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Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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