I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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