come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
We don't watch enough power rangers
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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