Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Also, beer. Big fan.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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