We tried having a conversation with our noses.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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