I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
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I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
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Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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