One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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