I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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