he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
... don't judge me
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
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friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
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No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts