do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
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She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.