I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
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I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
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I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Another day, another engagement, another cat
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"