So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
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Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
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If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean