are you still at the devil's house?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
I just found puke in my bra..
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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