I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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