I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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