I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Randomize
