Please, let me fuck your mom
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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