I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
