I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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