So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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