I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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