When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
he was CRYING into my vagina
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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