I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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