Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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