apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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